Do you remember when, once upon a time, My Simulated Reality TV Life - the world's most popular simulated reality series - used to air exclusively here on starfish and waffles? And do you also remember that third season we promised, which never came to fruition?
Well, we don't. And, in accordance with the advice of our legal counsel, we still don't. It must have all been a figment of your wild, crazy imagination. You should be ashamed of yourself! It's people like you who make Baby Jesus cry.
Felicia's teddy bear explains past relationships to Bridgette: "... and that's how I married my third wife. And second husband."