Back in January, we openly admitted that one of our main goals here at starfish and waffles was the establishment of a media empire and, with it, complete and unfettered total world domination. Well, now that we've achieved this, it's time to give back - because as newly crowned media moguls, it goes hand-in-hand (paw-in-paw?) that me and the editor should also become philanthropists! Come on, it just makes sense, people.
The executive chairman of the starfish and waffles foundation presides over our inaugural donation to the World Wildlife Fund. We sincerely thank you for your continued support.
On this twenty-fourth day of July, I'm proud to announce that the first steps toward our vision of truly shameless philanthropy has been made a reality ... and, quite frankly, we could not have done it without you, the loyal readers of felix's daily starfish and waffles and dingobear photography!
Because of your regular visits and click support of our Google advertisements, today we happily made a $40 donation from our revenues to the World Wildlife Fund on behalf of the starfish and waffles foundation. Thank you for making the animal kingdom - the wild animal kingdom - a better place!
(Cue National Geographic theme music here).