Monday, June 11, 2007

my simulated reality tv life: episode twenty-two

Finally! The wait is over: it's time for a new episode of My Simulated Reality TV Life! Miss the last episode? Click here for a rerun. New to the continent's favourite simulated reality series? Click here to start at the very beginning, or refer to the left side of this webpage for links to all of the old episodes! Now round up your friends and gather around the screen because tonight's episode begins now!

Nice boots, simulated Felix. But where did you leave your machine gun?

Episode Twenty-Two
Consequences. Con-se-quen-ces. Now that's four syllables of real phonetic (fuh-net-ik) trouble ... because whether it's in your real or simulated life, consequences are something that never seem to fail in coming back to haunt or reward, whatever the case may be.

So what consequences are in store for simulated Felix and gang in this episode?

Well, for one, Bridgette's frequent tummy ailments ... could they somehow be related to the lucky rabbit pizza and subsequent activities of last episode? Oh no, say it ain't so! Because if it really is what we think it is ... well, we're not sure how simulated Felix will take the news. (But it definitely promises more fun is in store!)

Make sure you tune in to the next episode of My Simulated Reality TV Life to find out what happens!

Uh oh ... Bridgette's experiencing early morning stomach troubles again ...

Wow! Blue vomit! Cool!

Poor, poor, Bridgette.

Simulated -c is great with kids, as seen here with Felicia. "Yes, I'd definitely say the chances of you getting abducted by scary aliens are excellent!"

Simulated -c cheers Felicia on as she does headstands. "Let all of the blood rush to your head - it's ok if you feel dizzy - it just means your brain is thanking you!"

Felicia's teddy bear asks simulated Felix: "Is a poop deck really what I think it is?"


  1. lol. I've never seem blue vomit before...

  2. Oh my. Could it be that there is really another simulated baby Felix on the way?
    If I know simulated -c, she probably went on to explain the birds and the bees to young Felicia in graphic detail and to tell her that, yes, she had a baby bro or sis on the way, and that, yes, he or she would probably be an alien just like the ones plotting her family's abduction.
    Is Bridgette cleaning the kitchen again wearing only her underwear?

  3. I feel better now ... I was going thru simulated reality tv life withdrawal! Another babe ... big trouble! Hee, hee, hee.....

  4. Katie ... that Bridgette is full of surprises.

    -c ... it just may be ... you'll have to wait until the next episode to find out for sure! And yes, I would definitely expect all of those things from our simulated -c. On closer inspection, I don't believe Bridgette is cleaning the kitchen in only her underwear - in fact, I think she's cooking in the kitchen in only her underwear!

    mmmmmmmm ... stay tuned for more exciting episodes!