Monday, November 16, 2009

domo arigato, mr. roboto

November is bad poetry month here at felix's daily starfish and waffles - yay! Lucky you. On tap for today: the haiku, a poetic form universally appreciated much like other popular Japanese exports such as sushi, superior electronics, and Hello Kitty. Hai, sugoi!


Torii in the mud flats at Itsukushima-jinja (Itsukushima Shrine) in Miyajima, Japan. (2002).

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Retro Music
80's. So bad, it's
Good. Dōmo arigatō,
Mr. Roboto!

Helpful Winter Advice
Det snöar! Men det
Är inte vitt snö. Varning!
Ät inte gul snö.

By the Sea
Par la plage venteuse,
Rendez-vous, sous les étoiles.
Vous, je me souviens.

The Good Life
Vino Toscano.
Vino, grappa, vino, sì!
La dolce vita.

Sunday, November 01, 2009

six ways from sunday: another time, another place


Anna's globe. Lund, Sweden. (2008).

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"Baaaa-aaa!" I called out, down in the direction of the sure-footed mountain goats on the cliffs below.

Ironically, I felt sheepish when Myra, my Californian travel buddy, pointed out that goats didn't make that sound.

We were in Byron Bay, hiking the winding path up to the Cape Byron Lighthouse, the most-easterly point in Australia. I remember the blue of the Pacific. I remember the rippling patterns of the waves.

That was more than nine years ago. There's no good reason for me to be thinking about Australia now, not at 4am when I should be sleeping and dreaming of other things. But there you go.

Another time, another place.


The Cape Byron Lighthouse, Byron Bay, Australia. This goregeous multi-exposure HDR photo was taken and processed by Jose Alfonso Palad, and is published here on felix's daily starfish and waffles under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 2.0 Generic license.

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Six Ways from Sunday is felix's daily starfish and waffles' resident music column. Your mix tape with a theme, clicking on the active links below lead you to full-length, third-party, tracks of the day's musical selections.

As always, happy listening.


1. Stars All Seem To Weep :: Beth Orton :: Pass in Time (2003). According to legend, Orton showed up at the studio, threw down this hauntingly captivating track in one take, and left. Ben Watt, of Everything But The Girl and Buzzin' Fly fame, on the synthesizer. "I think about you on a moonlit night / And the stars all seem to weep. / When there's so much to lose / There's never any time for sleep."


2. Do It Now :: Dubtribe Sound System :: Baggage (2003). The disco song to end all disco songs. Lyrics kick in somewhere past four minutes. "You say you're lonely / Don't care anymore / Emptiness abounds / And love surrounds / The hole besides your heart."


3. Unspoken :: Four Tet :: Rounds (2003). No words here. Just hit repeat on the player and drift off to another time, another place.


4. Day's End :: DJ Krush, featuring Kazufumi Kodama :: 漸 -Zen- (2001). In the Six Ways From Sunday universe, Hideaki Ishii (a.k.a. Krush) is Tokyo's finest at 33 1/3 rpm. Kazufumi Kodama on jazz trumpet.


5. Meiso (Da Beatminerz Remix) :: DJ Krush, featuring Black Thought and Malik B. :: Another Maze (1996). Just clap your hands to the beat. "Yin for yang, I walk on a line / Between ghetto slang and stimulation of the mind / Life is a labyrinth for dollars and cents."


6. Final Straw :: R.E.M. :: Around the Sun (2004). Simmering defiance, growing anger, bulletproof conviction. Rare activist candor in an indifferent age. "I raise my voice up higher / And I look you in the eye / And I offer love with one condition / With conviction, tell me why / Tell me why."

Saturday, October 24, 2009

follow your star


Follow your star. Hjärup, Sweden. (2009).

Rare October fog drifts in from the river valley at first light, obscuring the normally bland skyline from view. From within the mist, faint outlines of shady elms and still-lit streetlamps diffuse a certain understated charm, detached from the regular, smog-filled bustle of the morning traffic rush.

I dawdle slowly, by foot, to work.

On a day like today, I think to myself that one could actually mistake the city for being beautiful, which is interesting for at least two reasons. First, I know better than this. Second, I find it ironic that I consider Edmonton to be at its most beautiful best when I actually can't see most of it.

Both times, I moved here out of financial necessity (read: employment), and maybe that's explanation enough as to why I have little in the way of real or sentimental attachment to this provincial capital. With Edmonton, the ugly city, it's just business. Fine. But be that as it may, what troubles me most is that many of the relationships I've managed to form here seem terribly fairweather and superficial - and, this, after six-plus broken years, grows incredibly tiresome. For whatever part of this fatigue is my fault, I take full responsibility. But as the saying goes, I doubt it's all me, so it's high time I quit being an apologist for those who simply don't deserve it.

For the lone, independent thinker, the city is a lonely, uninspiring place. In order to fit in here, I've always felt that one has had to adhere to an unspoken, you're-either-with-us-or-against-us type of social contract, which underwrites all of the headline features of the self-proclaimed, "advantaged" Alberta life. Business friendly. Low taxes. Plentiful shopping. People who are willing to do anything, to get ahead.

Funny, and maybe it's a matter of perspective, but from the window of my overpriced downtown apartment, all I see are downsides to the deal. Another SUV on the crumbling roads. Senseless, unplanned urban sprawl stretching to the suburbs as far as the eye can see. Rising poverty, homelessness and inner-city street crime. Kowtowing to the whims of Big Oil, without regard to the environment or the future. Electing right-wing governments that stay in majority power for 30 years at a time, entrenching the flaws of the status quo. Declaring war on dangerously radical and progressive ideas like, say, that theory on evolution. Proudly living off the world while remaining grossly ignorant of living in it, all the while waving a flag. And so forth.

If these really are the terms, then maybe I don't want to fit in here. But the fact remains: until I decide to either give in and conform or successfully leave altogether, I'm left wandering in a fog, looking for whatever beauty I can find in so much blank space. Although I remain (blindly?) hopeful for some kind of positive upside surprise after all this time, right now, this just feels like a whole lot of empty nothingness.

So here I am, stuck, writing about a whole lot of apparent nothing.

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"Just follow your own star," Amanda used to say, when I would get stuck during an assignment and stare at a blank screen back in the days when I studied at the Castleman School of Travel Writing.

Follow your own star. I always kind of liked how she said that, and not just in the context of writing - but also life. It could be because there ought to be enough stars in the night sky for each of us to look up and choose one as our own ... and, in this, there's inherent hope somewhere in the skylight of finding some semblance of singularity against the backdrop of a society so seemingly characterized by abject sameness.

Needless to say, I'm not in a good place right now. But as the fog of day dissipates into the clarity of night, stars shine and the promise of something better, awaits.

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In the meantime, let's see what kind of hate mail I get for posting this.


Evocative space. Edmonton, Canada. (2009).


Magnolia. Lund, Sweden. (2009). I suppose six months ago, I could foresee what was going to happen.


Festival of Lights. Berlin, Germany. (2008). I suppose one year ago, life was different.


At least the cupcakes here are good. Edmonton, Canada. (2009).

Monday, October 05, 2009

the ugly city


The ugly city. Edmonton, Canada. (2009).

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Six weeks in, there's plenty to say. But to just downright pan the place to oblivion isn't what starfish and waffles is about and, besides, it wouldn't be productive anyway.

So, all I'll say is this.

This, is pretty much playing out as I envisioned it. This, is proving to be a creative sinkhole. This, isn't the answer.

More stories to come.


The skating rink at West Edmonton Mall, the region's biggest tourist attraction. This retail monstrosity and tribute to North American consumerism covers real estate equal to some 48(!) city blocks, and still ranks as the fifth largest shopping mall in the world. Edmonton, Canada. (2009).


The provincial capital. Edmonton, Canada. (2009).

Sunday, September 20, 2009

the couch that could

You might remember the picture below of our Swedish apartment and its centerpiece IKEA Klippan sofa. We had initially published it here on starfish and waffles when we did our story on Klippan (both the couch and its namesake Swedish town) a couple of months ago.


The former European headquarters of felix's daily starfish and waffles - complete with an IKEA Klippan couch - at Vildanden W in Lund, Sweden. (2009).

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Now take a peek at the next picture ... and focus on the middle photo that spans the centerfold of the magazine. It looks like our Klippan has been published again!


Peanut (right), the editor, and Björn (left), the Swedish intern, proudly grinning from ear-to-ear. Edmonton, Canada. (2009).

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Indeed, our beloved Klippan (and swank apartment in Lund's famed Vildanden W) were featured in the August 14 edition of Meubel, a Dutch designer furniture glossy. The magazine was commemorating the 30th birthday of the iconic IKEA Klippan, and we're proud our very own Klippan played a small part in the festivities.

So, I think all of this excitement proves two things. First, the editor's network of media and publishing contacts is truly incredible. Second, the Klippan is the greatest sofa of all-time.

Yeah!


The editor, who is apparently fluent in Dutch, reads about his old Klippan. Meanwhile, the Swedish intern waves to the crowd! Edmonton, Canada. (2009).

Sunday, September 13, 2009

outer space


The far side of the moon. Otherwise known as Edmonton, Canada. (2009).

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It's the Year 2000, straight out of a 1968 Kodachrome film reel. In the movie, I'm floating in the eerie silence of outer space, holding a wrench.

What am I trying to fix?

Good question, I don't know. But I guess it's nice to have an apparent purpose, even in these strange, 5am nightmares.

Monday, September 07, 2009

wiki starfish and waffles

True story: had you Googled "starfish and waffles" just last week, one of the search results that would've returned was a Wikipedia article on, you guessed it, felix's daily starfish and waffles. Cool, huh?

Sadly, for reasons unfathomable to us, the Wikipedia police very recently took down the page. What an outrage! Fortunately, our lawyers had warned us of this possible consequence, so we took the precaution of copying the text of the article - and we've reproduced it below, just to keep the history alive.

Haha, it was a bit entertaining reading about ourselves, if I do say so myself.


The editor works late into the night at the new North American headquarters of felix's daily starfish and waffles in Edmonton, Canada. (2009). Note the unquestioned awesomeness of our IKEA Klippan sofa and Smila Stjärna wall lamp!

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felix's daily starfish and waffles
starfish and waffles or, fully titled, felix's daily starfish and waffles, is a blog that follows the lives of the main author, dingobear (also known by his given name, Felix) and the editor, Peanut, a happy, larger-than-life Canadian brown bear. Since starfish and waffles' creation during the height of mainstream blog popularity in Spring 2005, it has gained a cult following among a small group of loyal readers. As of 1 September 2009, the website counter resident on the blog had counted 92,898 page views.

felix's daily starfish and waffles, which is subtitled "your picture window to my strange world", has attempted to live up to its sub-billing by following dingobear and Peanut throughout their travels, in-between stints lived in both Canada and Sweden. Although not exclusively a travel blog, as at 1 September 2009, starfish and waffles has featured posts on dingobear's (and, to a lesser extent, Peanut's) experiences in such diverse locations as Australia, Canada, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Iceland, Italy, Japan, Malta, Monaco, Norway, Singapore, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, the United States, and the Vatican City.

Periodic posts adhering to specific themes, organized in separate series, are a distinguishing characteristic of starfish and waffles. Such series include:
  • Six Ways from Sunday, a music column featuring track picks with corresponding links to YouTube music videos and usually posted on Sundays, as the name implies;
  • dingobear kitchen recipes, with original recipes created by dingobear;
  • Bartending School, with original drink and cocktail recipes developed by dingobear;
  • Wild Animal Kingdom, wildlife-related posts, sometimes humorously featuring stuffed animals; and
  • My Simulated Reality TV Life, a 22-episode spoof on the proliferation of the reality television craze, which was produced with "simulated" reality characters from the popular PC game The Sims 2 and starring "simulated Felix".
The popularity of starfish and waffles has inspired several spin-off websites, all of which were created by dingobear and Peanut. These sites include:
  • dingobear: miami, which did not survive the transition to the new Blogger and is now defunct;
  • dingobear photography, a photo blog which has garnered its own loyal following by differentiating itself through an emphasis on photos and the EXIF info of those photos;
  • dingobear photography at Zenfolio, the dedicated gallery and online store of dingobear's photography; and
  • starfish and waffles lite, which perhaps can be best described as a stripped-down version of the original starfish and waffles.

Peanut

Peanut is the renowned Editor-in-Chief of felix's daily starfish and waffles. A small brown bear from the Canadian boreal forest, Peanut made his first appearance in December 2005 and is widely credited with vastly improving the creative content of starfish and waffles since his arrival as editor. Peanut's cute, cuddly face, larger-than-life persona, and dedication toward building and maintaining the starfish and waffles media empire have made him a hit with fans worldwide. Highly respected for his charity work, in 2007 Peanut spearheaded an ongoing initiative where a portion of the advertising revenues of starfish and waffles are donated to the World Wildlife Fund.

Politics
An ultimately unsuccessful campaign to elevate Peanut onto the labels of Jones Soda in 2007 garnered the well-liked editor bear significant popular support, raising speculation of a run for public office. To date, these rumors have not materialized.

Personal Problems
The difficult demands of being editor, combined with the occasional documentation of his hard-drinking ways on the pages of starfish and waffles, have caused some onlookers to express concern as to whether Peanut has a drinking problem. However, such conjecture has always been rebutted by starfish and waffles brass, who have consistently cited the editor's impressive ability to drink several times his body weight and excellent tolerance for a small bear.

Friday, September 04, 2009

destination


On the move at Franz Josef Strauss Airport in Munich, Germany. (2008).

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Back in the office and back, to life, for the cubically inclined. The last time this happened, I planned on staying six months. Somehow, it became six years.

So what will become of this trip around horn?

Well, at least the vitals aren't terrible. Fitter? Yes, certainly in mind if not necessarily in body. Happier? Yes, people and places missed notwithstanding. More productive? Yes, surprising even myself.

Let's hope all of this beats a more efficient path to the next desired destination, wherever that shall be.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

the launching pad

Please pause for a word from starfish and waffles corporate headquarters.

This is long overdue, but today me and the editor are happy to announce that we've officially launched a dedicated website for our own distinctive brand of dingobear photography! Click here, to visit ... please, bookmark, browse around, and tell us what you think.

Finally (!) you can now seamlessly order prints of your favourite pictures featured here on felix's daily starfish and waffles. In addition, many pictures on display are available to be licensed for a variety of editorial and commercial uses. If you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask.

Online checkout is fast and secure, and payment by Visa, Mastercard, Discover, and PayPal is cheerfully accepted. Are you a regular reader of felix's daily starfish and waffles? Email us now for a coupon code, and get 25% off your first order.

Thank you for indulging us in our little marketing pitch and we hope you're doing great, wherever you are.

And now, back to our regularly scheduled programming.


Well hello there, good lookin'! Lund, Sweden. (2009). This, the pictures below, and many of your other favourite shots as seen here on felix's daily starfish and waffles are now available for sale as prints on the new dingobear photography at Zenfolio website.


Boats. Marsaxlokk, Malta. (2008).


Night lights. Bergen, Norway. (2007).


Dreamy. Nice, France. (2008).


A place like no other. Lund, Sweden. (2008).